50 word story

There was once a cowboy named butch, he was the tough roughest most bad A-est man on a horse. when one day he got lost and had to give all of his talents to mean gnomes so they would help him get home. he eventually made it home. now he normal.

HEROS JOURNEY

In the movie "300"

 Ordinary world- King Leonitis lives in Sparta where he rules in peace.
Call to adventure- When one day king Zerseas decided to wage war on him.
meeting the mentor- He goes to see the oracels to see what he should do
crossing the threshold- she tells him not to fight, but he leaves anyways out to war the 300 soldiers
test allies and enemies- he meets up with other fighters from near by cities
approach the inmost cave- he positions himself in front of millions of enemy soldiers inside a narrow canyon
the ordeal- they battle one on one and kill thousands of enemies
reward- he make the god king Zerceas bleed, and get scared. so his people start to question him
road back- he accepts he is going to die
ressurection- he realizes what he lived for, and why he died
return with honor- and he dies a different man, a better man
return with elixir- now he has given his life in honor of his country

TOP TEN 6'ers

1. Your the one for me, yo
2. Got drunk, texted her, morning regrets
3. Welcome! here are a few rules
4. You ruined the beatles for me
5. You blame me, I blame you
6. Taking the honey from that bee
7. im rubber and your glue, word
8. Lord know im everything you need
9. didnt do a damn thing wrong
10. Opportunty knocks, failure points and laughs

5 Things

plot: a boy and girl fall in love, and he goes off to war and returns and she cheats on him, and it ruins both their lives.
character: The soldier and his feonce
conflict: she cheated on him and he can't let go, so he drinks himself to death. She blames herself for his death and drinks herself to death also.
theme: you dont always get a second chance, so do it right the first time.
setting: her house, his house. and everywhere in between

Whiskey lullaby: Brad paisley & Allison Krauss
http://www.bing.com/music/lyrics/detail?q=Brad+Paisley+Whiskey+Lullaby+(Featuring+Alison+Krauss)&songID=B50E0F00-0100-11DB-89CA-0019B92A3933&lyricsID=T++6416983&albumID=A10E0F00-0100-11DB-89CA-0019B92A3933&pc=LRFD&FORM=DTPMUA

Impulse II

Woman- So why did you and your girlfriend break up?
Man- its a long story
Women- i have time
Man- SHE DIED ALIRGHT!! GOT HIT BY A HERD OF penguins AND DIED!!
Women- oh thats terrible im so sorry to hear that is there anything i can do?
Man- yes, i'd like a new girl friend
Women- Oh Hey me too!
Man- (shutter) whelp cya!!

The Beat!

action: two people talking about the relationship
conflict: one believe the relationship should end, the other believe they never even had a relationship
event: they are arguing about if they are even together and the break up

- i could have given a better explantion of what was going on, and a setting

impulse 1

1- i think its time we should break up...

2- what are you talking about we were never together

1- i know the shock may be a little much, but you dont have to be like that

2- what are you talking about we never were anything..

1- yes, i know but if you gave me a chance we could have been

2- nu-uh cause your saying right now you want to call quits to what never happened

1-  but what could have happened if it really happened could have worked out

2- your a creep!!!

1- i know you dont mean that, stop hiding your feelings, its okay im here for you

2- GO AWAY!

1- i know when you say that it means that you just want me more!

2- No seriously,  your violating my privacy

1- can we just pretend tonight didnt happen.. i dont want to break up anymore

2- WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER!!

1- your so cute when you get mad!

2- SHUT UP! FREAK!

1- RaWr!!